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Man has heart attack just before oral sex
« Thread Started on Jul 9, 2009, 11:37pm »
An 80-year-old grandfather, who was "looking for sex to his last breath", collapsed and died after negotiating a £4 fee with a local prostitute.

The pair went into an abandoned house, where they usually liaised, and he dropped his pants.

Sadly in the excitement he collapsed and died. The prostitute called an ambulance but there was nothing that could be done. Life can be so unfair!

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Re: Man has heart attack just before oral sex
« Reply #1 on Jul 15, 2009, 10:14pm »
Don't tell me he only had a fiver and she gave him a pound change? ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Man has heart attack just before oral sex
« Reply #2 on Jul 17, 2009, 6:04pm »

Jul 15, 2009, 10:14pm, kevvy wrote:
Don't tell me he only had a fiver and she gave him a pound change? ;D ;D ;D

Or was it a buy-one-get-one-free?
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Re: Man has heart attack just before oral sex
« Reply #3 on Nov 4, 2009, 7:25pm »
We all know it's a serious offence to waste police time, but try telling that to the woman who called officers to complain that her daughter had performed oral sex on her husband, and that the daughter was better at it.

The guilty off-spring was actually the step-daughter of the man, and her crime of passion in Findlay, Ohio, has caused outrage among readers of the newspaper website that reported it.

One indignant reader thought the story sucked. But whatever the rights and wrongs of publicising the incident, let's just hope the daughter gets a, ahem, stiff sentence!

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Re: Man has heart attack just before oral sex
« Reply #4 on Nov 16, 2009, 5:18pm »
Sorry Woody, but i'm just not swallowing that story. It's stuff like that - that leaves a bad taste in my mouth ;D
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